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The Neptune Underground

a space for exploring taboo topics through the loving lens of consent and authorship.

showing up for the real
the raw
& the un-fucking-comfortable of life.
this is learn to love your flesh bag astrology.

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Wyrd Transit Stop:
wyrd is the word and the word is the thread. enjoy a daily dose of wisdom on the current planetary weather to help you weave through the watery web of existence.

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Astrobation Station (coming soon): an erotic aquatic co-op. get gruntled and nurture your inner daemon with monthly mythic musings, astro-occult exposés, and zodiacal HORRORSCOPES.

because the best things in life are GROSS!

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Water Closet:
this space is inspired by the confessional poetry movement and dedicated to stream of consciousness writings and recordings. practicing the imperfect art of converting thoughts and feelings into language we seek fluid transparency amidst the condensed reality of being confined to flesh. the expressions and sessions offered here honor the exploration of psycho-horology, narratology & sexology.

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CONFESSIONS—these are conversational containers with astro-literate witches and magick markers. an experimental, research oriented space for story catharsis— let it live outside your body for a bit.

QUESTIONS—a space for clarity. come with curiosity and be guided by the cards, the stars, your own intuition, and a heart forward human conversation about the power of choice.